Dallas, TX –
It’s Steve’s fault.
That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.
Not that he did anything.
I mean, I’ve never met the guy.
From what I understand, he’s a perfectly nice chap.
Very polite, and easy to get along with.
But I’m still going to place the blame squarely in his lap.
After all, if it wasn’t for him, none of this would have turned out the way it did.
Therefore, it’s his fault.