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Nectar of the Gods

Guanacaste, Costa Rica –

As I sat down at the table, the waiter came over to get my drink order.

“Dos cafes, por favor.”

He looked at me like I had grown a third head. Or at least a second.

I decided to switch to English.

“Two coffees, please.”

This he understood.

Maybe it was because my Spanish was bad, so bad he didn’t have a clue what I was saying.

Maybe it was because Dore had made a beeline for the buffet, before I had secured us a table, and thus was nowhere to be seen.

He thought I was alone.

I’ll never know the reason he gave me that look, all I can do is guess, because once he understood what I was asking for, he was the epitome of excellent service.

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An Educational Bus Ride

Liberia, Costa Rica –

Did you know that there is no disease in Costa Rica?

Well, it’s not that there’s no disease, but that whatever you have, it can be easily cured.

Of course, part of the cure requires you to have a Costa Rican mother.

There’s always a catch…

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