What?
Another year has passed?
Already!?!?!
OK, I’ve had enough of this!
Time needs to stop speeding up.
Right now!

It seems to me that It was September just a couple of weeks ago.
But no, it’s December already.
This year has flown by, faster than any before.
At the same time, it feels like a decade has passed since January.
I guess the less said about this past year, the better.
[Sigh]
OK, well, what can I say.
So, this time, I’ve produced one of the most un-twisted Christmas song interpretations I’ve produced so far.
Really.
UN-twisted.
I might be in violation of truth in advertising laws.
Not that I didn’t try.
Just none of the twists worked for me.
The only thing that made any sense to me was to stretch the time a little.
That’s all.
No changing the mode.